(No they don't)
(No they don't)
I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it
They’ve done studies and the “fake it till you make it” mindset actually works and if you keep up a mantra you come to believe it after a time. It actually is how I came to really love myself.
When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual
Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed
Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.
Mmm object impermanency
I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via hefuckin)
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay.
you’re trying to take a picture? let me ruin it for you !!!
Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse
My legs got a little weak
Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn
It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.
And here it is
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise
exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence